In this month's Rockbottum Radio, Momma, Ludell and the others come up with a plan to demonstrate how important robots will be to golf in the future.

Also, in Storytime, we include an excerpt from "The Greens of Wrath", an out-of-print book about the golf industry that has been banned, prohibited and censored.

In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, RW and gang discuss the best time of year on the golf course and share a couple of tips from the Rockbottum Country Club vault that could help modern golf course superintendents survive an increasingly sensitive golf environment.

Stick around for Ludell's announcement of the new online degree program from Rockbottum Country Club.

In a rare display of brilliance, the Rockbottum gang learns how to work with and only mildly infuriate the various generations of golf course employees in 2025.

In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, we celebrate September!  RW reveals how he quit a dangerous drug, Momma Ludella solves a political dispute with violence, and then it's Storytime.

On this episode from Rockbottum Radio, host Randy Wilson highlights Mark Hoban's findings on the importance of smoothness and trueness in golf greens over mere "speed". Mark's research with the GS3 ball suggests that avoiding top dressing with sand can lead to better rolling putts, challenging traditional beliefs about green maintenance. The episode also features listener questions, humorous anecdotes, and discussions on the evolving demands of golfers and the impact of technology in the sport. Randy shares personal stories, including his father's innovative methods in the 1970s, while addressing concerns about staffing and budget constraints in golf management.

In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, Willy is forced to wear a Mindfulness Monitoring Device if he wants to retain his life insurance. After exposure to several thousand watts of Mindfulness, Willy delivers a solution to the Resort Workforce Dilemma, a problem that continues to agitate Golf Course Superintendents. In Storytime, Willy tells the tale that reveals why he became so goofy.

In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, we offer our top two secrets for protecting time off.  Also, a brilliant Chuck Barber quote supporting our position is ripped from the TurfNet Forum and tossed about with little concern for any digital collateral damage.

In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, Willy and the gang attend mandatory Anger Management training.  Then, in a special Storytime segment, Willy tells the rarely told tale of the time a golf course crew was forcibly recruited into fighting a wildfire threatening the course.

In this episode, we forecast what lies ahead for golf operations in 2025.  As with all Rockbottum CC intel briefings, it's in code, discernible only by a certain IQ level.  (Not too high, not too low.)

In a bonus segment, Ludell gets to the bottum of this whole mysterious drone issue.

In this episode, Willy and the gang struggle to complete the radio show while running the golf course and finally just give up and go straight to Storytime for a tale about an Alphabetic Turf Consultationist . . . who hated Rockbottum CC.

This is Rockbottum Radio, "What They Don't Want You To Know in '22".

In this New Year's Day episode, we offer a couple of Skeletal Golf Predictions for 2022, some in-depth analysis, a few strategies to deal with what's coming and... Cletus uncovers the most dangerous thing golf has faced in decades.

In Storytime, RW confesses the worst thing he ever did on a golf course, mostly because everybody involved has passed on, or can't remember, or maybe the Statue of Lamentations has run out.

Once again presented by DryJect, the most brilliant method for greens management ever invented.

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Spend the morning with Rockbottum as we endure a visit from the Empire and a couple of VIPs, we touch on the latest news for superintendents, try a couple of product evaluations (The Heavy Blanket) and we reveal the axioms that provide the foundation of Rockbottum Philosophy.

In Storytime, there are two stories and several lessons:  We expose the current golfer complaint and how to fix it, along with Cruella and The Christmas Day After.

Presented by DryJect.

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This episode of Rockbottum Radio features another typical day at The Rock, as Cletus realizes why he should wear PPE when spraying, Momma learns how to give legal performance appraisals, Jelsik Muldoon remote applies for a job and famous TurfNetter Charlie Fultz helps remote-write a segment on Emotional Golf Support Animals.

When the crew discusses walk-striping the rough for TV at the TPC, Momma demands RW break his silence and postulate on the matter through Storytime.

RW tells the story of his Dad and The Great Trickle Down... which could have been avoided.

Presented by DryJect.

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In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, Momma and RW take calls from famous golf course superintendents like Steve Huffstutler, Matt Crowther, Mark Hoban and several others known only by their code names:  Mongo, Fred, and the golf pro from Burnt Run CC. 

In the process we learn about how a trail cam caught the bearing-grease-on-the-doorknob shop trickster.

Also, Momma warns the industry about the rash of course robberies and explains exactly how to stop it.

Presented by DryJect.

In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, RW tries to deliver the news amidst financial confusion triggered by Ludell practicing Modern Monetary Theory and nationwide post-ED (electile dysfunction).

The gang tries to strategerize ways to keep TN intellectual property from being stolen... again, while Momma ferrets out a spy with a Kansas accent on the crew.

In a change of pace, RW offers up some film and book reviews to help us all survive the stay at home lifestyle. Films for TurfNet Villagers to watch include The Vast of Night (low budget but brilliant, sci-fi set in the '50s, Amazon Prime), Midnight in Paris (Woody Allen, 2011, with a time travel twist, Netflix) and Wind River (2017, adventure mystery set in Wyoming, Roku).

Books on RW's nightstand include Winterkill (1984, Craig Lesley). Warning, it's real literature. Suggest checking your local bookstore or library before ordering from the A-word.

Presented by DryJect.

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In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, Momma cooks up Himalayan Possum Stew and has to call in an expert pathologist... Aint Feemy picks the range and doesn't feel a thing... and an important golf corporation exec gets trapped by the Robot Commode in Rockbottum's new high-tech restroom.

Baffled with BS: During Willy's intellectual segment, Buddy rounds up a road trip posse to hunt down the TurfTruthers, a gang of dry-gulchin', bulltwit slingin' yayhoos just trying to fit in with the cool kids and avenge years of wedgies and toilet swirlies. Momma says it best: Never trust a twitter who won't give you his real name.

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In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, direct from Rockbottum Country Club, Randy offers

• another piece of Skeletal Golf Theory,
• Storytime,
• the official nominations for the Turpentine Corncob Award,
• a PSA about self improvement,
• the launch the TurfNet Wildlife calendar,
• Booferd falls in a bunker and can't get out,
• an emergency meeting of the Mystic Order of Greenkeepers, and
• Bertram Mooler, the Alphabet's Special Investigator and Golf Industry Censor arrives unannounced.

Presented by VinylGuard Golf.

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In this episode of Rockbottum Radio, live from Rockbottum Country Club, an emergency occurs when Sheriff Sanders is spotted playing the back nine, naked. Wait, everyone on the back nine is throwing their clothes off and rolling on the ground or jumping in the pool! Must be those mushroom cheeseburgers at the turn. But Momma has gone to the store to get more.

Willy talks with Brutus, Ludell’s dog who specializes in goose control, about maybe taking care of the chickens too.

Augusta TV conditions at Rockbottum? Not on a "dirt greens and crabgrass fairways" budget, Momma advises.

And in Storytime, "A Dark Family Secret Revealed". Randy revisits Mystery Valley Golf Course in Redan, GA, where Dad worked as superintendent but the golf pro thought he was in charge...

Presented by VinylGuard Golf.

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